Mail Order Grooms
Where do you get one of those boyfriend or husband things?
the kind that will scratch your back in the middle of church (because the litteraly got you back )
Or will bring you food in the middle of the night?day and then leave without asking any questions or complainging ?
Like Where do you get one of those where can i buy one of those because I kind of want one. (preferably one that i can return/exchange free of charge )
*walks past a couple arguing about random crap*
Yeah...nop.Never mind, im good.